Comments on: Edamommy’s Vegan Diary: Vegansexuals and the New Dating Game (pun intended) http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/nutrition-health-wellness-articles/wellness/the-vegan-diaries-day-9 Raising families the natural and organic way. Sat, 15 Oct 2011 02:35:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Annelies http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/nutrition-health-wellness-articles/wellness/the-vegan-diaries-day-9/comment-page-1#comment-892 Annelies Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:21:38 +0000 http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/2008/04/07/the-vegan-diaries-day-9/#comment-892 HHF you have me positively dizzy my friend with your layers upon layers of metaphor and dual meaning. I swear some of it I didn't catch until I read it the second time (out of enjoyment)! But admit it, you are totally holding back from commenting about the stick/fruit kebab. Edamommy, I would have to agree that you two are the frick to the other's frack. Linguistical genius weds good natured gumption and out comes you two. HHF you have me positively dizzy my friend with your layers upon layers of metaphor and dual meaning. I swear some of it I didn’t catch until I read it the second time (out of enjoyment)! But admit it, you are totally holding back from commenting about the stick/fruit kebab.

Edamommy, I would have to agree that you two are the frick to the other’s frack. Linguistical genius weds good natured gumption and out comes you two.

]]> By: Edamommy http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/nutrition-health-wellness-articles/wellness/the-vegan-diaries-day-9/comment-page-1#comment-891 Edamommy Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:44:55 +0000 http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/2008/04/07/the-vegan-diaries-day-9/#comment-891 HHF: You are a genius. I would read any novel that you published - twice. You are the Beavis to my Butthead, the snow to my toboggan and the stick to my fruit kebab. Annelies - anyone who visits and comments my blog is like family. Thank you! I salute you. Edamommy HHF:

You are a genius. I would read any novel that you published – twice. You are the Beavis to my Butthead, the snow to my toboggan and the stick to my fruit kebab.

Annelies – anyone who visits and comments my blog is like family. Thank you!

I salute you.

Edamommy

]]> By: HappyHoarfrost http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/nutrition-health-wellness-articles/wellness/the-vegan-diaries-day-9/comment-page-1#comment-890 HappyHoarfrost Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:00:16 +0000 http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/2008/04/07/the-vegan-diaries-day-9/#comment-890 ...assuage his true nature with a handful of Slim Jims in an inside pocket, a surrepetitious spoonful of sour cream at the salad bar, listening for the midnight THUD! on the front porch, so he can intercept that cooler full of Omaha Steaks before he's revealed as an imposter. "Nothing honey! Go back to sleep (gnaw, gnaw)! I'm just reupholstering the glider cushions!" A bloody trail leading back to his meat-deprived heart. WAAAAAAA!!!!!!! …assuage his true nature with a handful of Slim Jims in an inside pocket, a surrepetitious spoonful of sour cream at the salad bar, listening for the midnight THUD! on the front porch, so he can intercept that cooler full of Omaha Steaks before he’s revealed as an imposter.

“Nothing honey! Go back to sleep (gnaw, gnaw)! I’m just reupholstering the glider cushions!”

A bloody trail leading back to his meat-deprived heart.
WAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

]]> By: HappyHoarfrost http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/nutrition-health-wellness-articles/wellness/the-vegan-diaries-day-9/comment-page-1#comment-889 HappyHoarfrost Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:55:01 +0000 http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/2008/04/07/the-vegan-diaries-day-9/#comment-889 Annelies, that recipe sounds dreadfully far from the full-fat dairy Ranch dressing I know and love in a puddle next to my T-bone. The herbs and splash of lemon are the only thing saving it, my friend. On the wind it is spoken: that the W.C. of a non-Vegan reeks of a lion's den, no matter the YEARS that may (oh, no) pass. You'd think it would all come out in the end--since meat-gnashers don't seem to frequent the loo nearly as much as those of the bean & birdseed brethren. How pitiful, thinking on the life of the Covert Carnivore! Doomed by best intentions, destined to Annelies, that recipe sounds dreadfully far from the full-fat dairy Ranch dressing I know and love in a puddle next to my T-bone.
The herbs and splash of lemon are the only thing saving it, my friend.

On the wind it is spoken: that the W.C. of a non-Vegan reeks of a lion’s den, no matter the YEARS that may (oh, no) pass. You’d think it would all come out in the end–since meat-gnashers don’t seem to frequent the loo nearly as much as those of the bean & birdseed brethren.

How pitiful, thinking on the life of the Covert Carnivore! Doomed by best intentions, destined to

]]> By: Annelies http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/nutrition-health-wellness-articles/wellness/the-vegan-diaries-day-9/comment-page-1#comment-888 Annelies Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:51:16 +0000 http://kiwimagonline.com/kiwilog/2008/04/07/the-vegan-diaries-day-9/#comment-888 It's not ranch, I swear! It's silken tofu whipped with rice milk, Nayonnaise, garlic powder, onion salt, herbs and a splash of lemon... Someone once said kissing a non-vegan was like kissing a smoker - you could taste (or was it smell?) the meat on them. Ewwww! One more reason you should stop now! Just kidding It’s not ranch, I swear! It’s silken tofu whipped with rice milk, Nayonnaise, garlic powder, onion salt, herbs and a splash of lemon…

Someone once said kissing a non-vegan was like kissing a smoker – you could taste (or was it smell?) the meat on them. Ewwww! One more reason you should stop now!

Just kidding

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